Humor adalah bahan pelajaran bahasa Inggris yang sangat menyenangkan. The students just love it!
here are some examples
here are some examples
1.
Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour !
Husband : I was just looking for the expiration date.
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2.
Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman brings you into this world crying... & the other ensures you continue to do so.
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3.
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
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4.
Wife: You always carry my photo in your briefcase to the office. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"
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5.
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
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6.
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give
up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But Mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
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7.
A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father
hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO
LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"
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8.
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? "
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married
her?"
Millionaire: " A Billionaire"
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9.
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning .
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10.
A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my pretty face or my
sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of
humor."
Pertanyaan :
- Yang mana menurut Anda paling lucu? Mengapa? Saya suka yang nomor 4 dan 5. When I imagine the situation I can see how funny it is.
- Humor No 1. What expiration date is the husband looking for? Why? is there any?
- Humor No 2 : What does this phrase mean 'the other ensures you continue to do so'? Why?
Silakan bikin sendiri pertanyaannya. Perbanyak kata tanya 'Why'nya. :-)
Salam
Satria
